CS-3; riddle me

OKAY
the next time we go to SweeLee sale,
PUMP UP THOSE WALLETS BABEH
yes those 5stringed Ibanezs' were tempting as hell.

with enough luck, i managed to get meself a BOSS
COMPRESSION SUSTAINER
OH HELLYEAH BABY.
i swear, it is so fuxing kewl.
and it looks AWESOME on my pedalrack.
for you fags who dont know what the CS-3 does,
it
"compresses louder signals while boosting lower signals for smooth sustained notes without loss of signal quality"

Yeah, and Danish bought a DS-2 Turbo Distortion.
and woah, it sounds so much better than my/our
Overdrive/Distortion and Metalzone.

and so, yeah ahah lesson learnt, bring more money.